funnytwittertweets:

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fadedlovemp3:

changing your sheets is the hardest thing in the whole world who the fuck cares about sisyphus and his stupid rock i have to take the sheets off my bed and then put new ones on and then in a little bit? ill have to do it again

(via panwithadarkplan)

maliciaous:

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

(via teenagerposts)

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queensparklekitten:

theprideful:

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theprideful:

the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

I live for these

ah, how could I forget the best one

and then there’s just this:

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have some more

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ihatemynose:

wish i could take my brain out and blow on it like a nintendo ds game card

(via aquify)

st4rm41d:

serotnin:

serotnin:

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

iconic post

(via confettucini)

perhapsdragon:

milfmaxrebo:

milfmaxrebo:

Watched luca. The gay allegory is PALPATINE

(via prisonhannibal)

hussainthemvp:

rocketmermaid:

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

(via densewentz)

irregularcollapse:

nothing wrong with being easy to please! give all the books you read five stars. watch that movie again after people tell you that it wasn’t that great. play that band’s new album on repeat, even though it’s not supposed to be as good as their old stuff. refuse to say anything critical about something you thought was cool. be bold in telling grumpy people “actually i liked it a lot!”

(via jennserr)

chilewithcarnage:

ayohalooo:

They sit together at the lunch table.

(via jennserr)

just-shower-thoughts:

Glasses are seen as a sign of intelligence although you need to fail a test to have them prescribed to you

isnt:

follow @isnt​ for more memes

(via oknope)

dajo42:

dajo42:

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee

(via guy)

imthegirlwhowaited:

imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

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